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Tyler Perry and His Chitterling Circuit Plays+ Movies

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Tyler Perry Loves Dresses

Tyler Perry is afraid that America is getting tired of people watching his Stereotypical plays and movies. Tyler Perry has nothing to worry about. America will keep loving and laughing at his buffoonery for many years to come.He will remain rich. No one will deny that! Maybe he will retire his movies in about 12 years? I doubt these “Shucking And Jiving ” Plays will ever loose their audience. Tyler is getting too big for his girdle.The jokes are repeated in each movie. I was a loyal fan, until I realized that all the jokes from the movies were taken from the plays.

Tyler himself knows this movie is pretty awful. He wrote a letter asking fans to go and see his movie. I don’t care that much about seeing his “Jesus Wants Me To Dress In Drag,to prove I am a Christian” minstrel Shows. Here is an excerpt from The Chitterling King Diaries:

“Just to let you know where this idea came from… I was sitting at dinner with a friend and I said to them, ‘the punishment for Bernie Madoff should have been that he had to move in with Madea.’ Isn’t the thought of that funny? Light bulbs went off in my head, so I wrote THE FUNNIEST Madea movie I’ve ever written. You’ll see! This movie is hilarious. It’s nonstop laughter. I sure hope you have plans to go out and take your family, friends, social and church groups to see MADEA’S WITNESS PROTECTION this weekend. The first weekend is so important. That’s how you’re judged in Hollywood. And that is how you can help me fight, by showing up at the movie theater this weekend.

I sure hope you still have my back… I need your help to win this fight. I’ll be on Facebook, Twitter and tylerperry.com’s message board reading your comments. “

Yeah, Tyler has made so many plays about the same people. Maybe Tyler should take a break. I do enjoy “Colored Girls” and Family That Preys” but I am tired of the same Tyler Perry tedious Afterschool Specials. All these plays and movies are just excuses for Tyler Perry to put on a dress.

If he comes out with “Madea Get’s A Bra, For Her Sleeping Tittys” I might cop the bootleg.



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